FRANKIE COMES AGAIN

CHAPTER 4: Janet's Surprise


PREVIOUSLY:
    To ease their minds and guilt created from that one eventful evening with Dr. Frank N Furter, Brad and Janet decided to make love...for one time only.  That is, they agreed that afterwards, they would wait for their wedding night to do it again.
    Speaking of honeymoons, let's check in on Ralph Hapschatt, who had recently returned from his own honeymoon with Betty.  Ralph pays Brad a visit at Brad's small but comfy apartment...


    Ralph sat on Brad's sofa, talking to Brad who sat in the nearby chair.  Ralph told him about the couple weeks spent on their honeymoon.  Over two months had passed since Ralph and Betty had married, yet this was the first chance that Ralph and Brad had had to see each other since.
    "Ralph," Brad said, "It couldn't be that bad."
    Ralph laughed nervously, "It was!  I mean the sex was okay, but her jealousy drove me up the wall!"
    "I didn't think Betty was the jealous type."
    "To tell you the truth, Brad, she's always accused me of flirting with other women!  Even before we were married!"
    Brad thought about this, "I'm surprised she married you."
    "Me, too," Ralph said, "But I guess she loves me enough.  But still...  You know who she's most jealous of?"
    Brad thought about this question, and then answered, "Janet?"
    Ralph laughed, "No!  Not Janet.  Macy Struthers."
    "The new girl at the television station?" Brad asked.
    "Yeah, as if I would ever be attracted to a girl like her!  What a bimbo!"
    Ralph laughed nervously, and then said, "Speaking of my work, guess who might be getting that promotion a little earlier than expected?"
    Brad congratulated him with a firm pat on the back, "You?  Congratulations!"
    "Yeah, I guess you can call it a late wedding gift from my boss, Mr. Smith."
    "Mr. Smith?  I thought he was going to retire?"
    "Yeah," Ralph answered, "He plans on retiring just as soon as they can find someone to replace him.  Regardless, I can thank Mr. Smith for my new promotion at the television studio.  No longer will I be referred to as Ralph Hapschatt, sometimes cameraman, sometimes writer.  For now it, it's Ralph Hapschatt, Anchorman!"
    They both laughed hard.
    Ralph added, "I figure the promotion will mean more money, which should make Betty happy."
    Brad threw in some advice, "Yeah, well just remember to come home on time so she doesn't worry, and you'll be fine."
    Ralph responded, "Good idea.  And I'll stay away from that Macy Struthers woman.  Hey, how's Janet?"
    Brad was suddenly speechless.  He wondered how much Ralph knew since coming back home from his honeymoon.  Had he heard how people ridiculed him and Janet because of that night?  And when it came down to it, did Ralph know what happened on that night?  Brad wanted to answer Ralph, but didn't now the right words to say.
    Ralph saw Brad's uneasiness, so he confirmed to Brad that he knew about the event.  "Brad," Ralph said, "I've heard the town's gossip.  Hell, it was in the newspaper, front page, waiting for me and Betty when we got back.  Is it true?"
    "It's something Janet and I both want to forget."
    Ralph decided to change the subject, seeing Brad's discomfort, "Betty said Janet went to the doctor this morning.  Why did she go?  Is she sick?"
    Brad looked at Brad with a look of surprise, saying, "Doctor?  I didn't know Janet went to the doctor?"
    "Really?"
    "Really," Brad responded, "Why wouldn't she tell me?"
    Suddenly Brad was worried.  He stood up and turned toward the window, where he could see the city traffic outside.  His mind was drifting to thoughts of Janet visiting a doctor.  Although Ralph was talking to Brad in the background, he couldn't hear him.  His mind was on Janet.
    "Janet," Brad mumbled quietly, "What's going on?"
    Then suddenly it hit him.  "Oh my god," he said to himself, "Are you pregnant?"


    The door opened up again and Dr. Jones entered the examination room.  With the doctor was a female nurse, Nurse Brown, and another nurse, Nurse Wilson. Dr. Jones was holding the results of the test he had taken earlier.
    Janet sat straight up, and asked them impatiently, "What's wrong?  Why have I been feeling sick lately?"
    The doctor answered, "You really have no idea, do you?"
    One of the nurses said, "I'm surprised."
    "Me, too," said the other nurse.
    Janet felt her heart racing, and she could take the suspense no more.


SONG:  "Baby"

JANET: (singing)
Doctor tell me what's wrong
Been feeling bad for so so long
I'm feeling so damn blue
I don't know what to do
So tell me...
Doctor tell me you know
What's making me feel so damn low
So take this pain away
And what's the price I'll pay
I'm feeling so alone right now.
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no no no no!
(Janet looks over at the fish tank sitting near the window and stared at the fish.  She wasn't exactly interested in the fish - she just needed to stare at something while her mind reflected back to the night with Frank N Furter.  The night that seems to be affecting the rest of her life)
JANET:
Doctor tell me you're wrong
I can't face it, I'm not that strong
Don't need that in my life
That news will cause me strife
Because it...
...happened on a strange night
And Frank's kisses caused such delight
And Rocky's did the same
I've only me to blame
I'm feeling so alone right now.
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no no no no!
(Janet found herself staring at the small fish tank near the window.  However, something was suddenly wrong.  Instead of fish, there was a gauze wrapped mummy, very reminiscent of Rocky's creation!  In a panic she looked up at the medical staff in the room.  The doctor had changed: she was staring into the face of Riff Raff!!  The nurses had become Magenta and Columbia!!  The room was spinning around and around.  As if inside a twister, she saw these images rotating over and over: Rocky, Riff Raff, Magenta, Columbia.  Her heart beat faster and faster!!  She raised her hands to her face and cried out: "Stop!"  Suddenly everything returned to normal, the images gone.  The real doctor and nurses were standing over her.)
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no!
DOCTOR & NURSES:
You're having a baby
JANET:
Oh no no no no!


    Janet left the doctor's office and headed to the parking garage where her father's car was parked.  She had borrowed it for this appointment, yet now that it's over, she regrets that she ever made the appointment.
    "Oh no," she said, as she sat behind the wheel of the car, ready to start it, "Who's the father?  I was with Frank, Rocky, and Brad all within a 24 hour period!"
    Even though the car key was in the ignition, she found herself unable to start the car.  All she could do was sit and cry.


IN CHAPTER 5:
    A quick look at how Janet will handle the new situation.  Plus, we'll check on Riff Raff and Magenta as they continue to float towards home.

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