LITTLE BLACK DRESS

Again, this song has slightly different lyrics and setting if you read the original script.

Cosmo: Ever since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been my greatest joy
        But when its time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't beat
        And that's a strapless, backless, classical little black dress
        Well first you go rip rip rip, then you go snip snip snip
        Then you whip in a zip zip zip and split it up to the hip hip hip
        And as you strip strip strip, you shiver, quiver for that soft caress
        As you slip slip slip into that little black dress
Bert: Ever since I was the einer kleiner Herren, it was the cordon blau for which I am most carin'
        And the one taste treat so sweet that really can't be beat
        Is what we have, ya, how you are, caviar, that little black mess.
Janet: Well first you go rip rip rip, then you go snip snip snip
        Then you whip in a zip zip zip, split it up to the hip hip hip
        Then as you strip strip strip, you quiver, shiver for that soft caress
        As you slip slip slip into that little black dress
        That minimal
Cosmo, Bert, Nation: Minimal
Janet: Criminal
Cosmo, Bert, Nation: Criminal
Janet: Siniful little black dress
Nation: Lets face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back
Bert: Lets face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back
Bert and Nation: Lets face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back
Janet: That minimal
Cosmo, Bert, Nation: Minimal
Janet: Criminal
Cosmo, Bert, Nation: Criminal
Janet: Siniful little black dress.