At a swim pool party last long weekend
I found some real cool fun in the deep end
From the patio juke a bop beat wailed
I splashed to the beat and off I sailed
I do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
I do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
I do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
I do the swim
Now come with me, you gotta look cute
And get all decked out in a trim swimsuit
Rush to the pool and dive right in
Come up for air, and then you start to swim
CHORUS:
You do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
You do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
You do the swim (Splash splash, she's a mer-mermaid)
You do the swim
Move your arms and kick your feet
Do a dog paddle to the squishy beat
Wave your hands up very high
And start to do some butterfly
Turn right over onto your back
And backstroke quick from a shark attack - Oh!
Let's beg some more for the best of all
Do it with me, the Australian crawl
(REPEAT CHORUS, TWICE)
Just one more lap!
(REPEAT CHORUS, TO FADE)
CHORUS:
Stilletos and lipstick
Are the things for me
When I am wearing them
I feel so sexy
Walking down a big street
On my spiked heels
Don't compare to nothing
Drivin' 'round on wheels
Oh oh oh
Black and shiny on my feet
Bright red on my lips
A skimpy see-through number
And a mini on my hips
Oh oh oh
(REPEAT CHORUS)
I can go out dancing
Click and clack all night
Nothing's gonna stop me
I ain't no cheap prize fight
In a pool I'm magic
An aquamatic sight
When I'm spiked and glossy
Boy, I am dynamite
Oh oh oh
All the guys they whistle
And some may flash a wink
Well, if they stop to hustle
I'll have to slink
Oh oh oh
CHORUS 2:
Stilletos and lipstick
Are the things for me
When I am wearing them
I feel so sexy
Oh oh oh
(REPEAT CHORUS 2 TO FADEOUT)
CHORUS:
Oh - oh, gonna sing in the sun every day
Oh - oh, gonna dance, dance, dance that cocktail Latin way
Oh, the moon on the bay, it shimmers away
As I hula hoop on the sand
Oooh, waves on the beach within easy reach
Paradise is so carefully planned, and
I just peeled me a grape, don't ever want to escape - No!
No shark attacks or income tax or things I just don't understand
(REPEAT CHORUS TWICE)
I was born to be the queen of beauty
Style and poise
But ALL this competition's tough
I'm up against those boys
The title I am after baby
Is my greatest dream
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty queen
I'll join a gym, and silicone
And tan my body gold
What's beneath that swimsuit's
Gonna knock those judges cold
Charisma is no problem
I'll just dress to kill
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty queen
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la-a
Hobbies, well I love to cook
And give to charity
Ambitions are to be a mom
And gain my Ph. D.
Come on and crown me winner
I'll shed those tears of joy
Oh...
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty queen
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la-a
I was born to be the queen of beauty
Style and poise
But all this competition's tough
I'm up against those boys
The title I am after baby
Is my greatest dream
CHORUS:
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty
I wanna be a beauty queen
I'll join a gym, and silicone
And tan my body gold
Oh what's beneath that swimsuit's
Gonna knock those judges cold
Charisma is no problem
I'll just dress to kill
(REPEAT CHORUS)
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
Hobbies, well I love to cook
And give to charity
Ambitions are to be a mom
And gain my Ph. D.
Come on and crown me winner
I'll shed those tears of joy 'cause...
(REPEAT CHORUS)
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
CHORUS:
Everybody's got the Fever
That is something we all know
Fever isn't such a new thing
Fever started long ago
Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet, she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said Julie baby, you're my flame
Now giv-est
(Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Fever) when we kisseth
(Fever) With my flaming youth
(Fever) Now I'm on fire
Yea, I burn to soothe
Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said, daddy oh don't you dare
He gives me
(Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Fever) With his kisses
(Fever) When he holds me tight
(Fever) I'm his missus
And daddy, won't you treat him right
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Now you've listened to my story
Here's the point that I have made
Chicks are born to give cats Fever
Be it Fahrenheight or Centigrade
They give them
(Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Fever) When you kiss them
(Fever) I just have to purr
(Fever) Till I sizzle!
(Fever) What a lovely way to burn
(Fever) What a lovely way to burn
(Fever, oh oh oh) What a lovely way to burn
(CHORUS 2)
(Everybody's got the Fever)
What a lovely way to burn
(That is something we all know)
What a lovely way to burn
(Fever isn't such a new thing)
What a lovely way to burn
(Fever started long ago)
What a lovely way to burn
(REPEAT CHORUS 2 TO FADE)
CHORUS:
See you round like a record
Our romance is kinda checkered
See you 'round like a record, see you 'round
Check you out, meet ya later
Leave your name with the waiter
See you 'round like a record, see you 'round
You were my desert island disc, a sure-fire
hit without a miss
Your first hit really knocked me out (get out, get out, get out)
It sounded just like Twist And Shout
I'm gonna leave you, leave you cold
I just won't, I just don't dig your Rock and Roll
(REPEAT CHORUS)
(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE, WHILE SHE ADLIBS, REPEATEDLY:)
I'll see you round like a record