LOOK WHAT I DID TO MY ID
In the original script, "The Brad and Janet Show,"
this took place in various rooms in Denton, and was sung by more characters
than featured in the film. There were added verses, as well as different
wordings of familiar verses. Very interesting reading.
At first I thought ID was short for the word
"identification." I was wrong, as a college student pointed out that
ID was a part of the brain that defines your "personality."
Emily: Like a virgin, with an urgin,
in a surgery
I'll be swinging, I'll be
bringing out the nurse in me
Harry: The art will start when
I play my part
As a healer who will steal
your heart
Emily
and
Harry:
Oh, look what I did to my ID
Oh, look what I did to my
ID
Cosmo: With neurosis in perfusion
Nation: And psychosis in your soul
Cosmo: Eliminate confusion
Cosmo
and
Nation:
And hide inside a brand new role
Macy: Like a good time girl, I'm
gonna try some new tricks
Ralph: This could be the start
of a whole new career
Macy: Got a deep plumb lipstick
and some therapeutics
Ralph: This could take us to a
town that's nowhere near here
Ansalong: Got some heartfelt symptoms
and I'm feeling sneaky
Ricky: Young male intern tall and
handsome
Ansalong: Got my hems so high they'll
think I'm being cheeky
Ricky: Legs like mine were really
made for dancing
Everybody:
Oh oh oh
Hey hey hey
Cosmo
and
Nation:
When heavens in the music
Hell is in control
The angel's got the voices
but the Devil's got the rock and roll
Everybody:
We may look we're phony medics
But we took our look from
a book by Frederick's
Oh, look what I did to my
ID, kid
Look what I did to my ID.