SHOCK TREATMENT MEDLEY

This medley appears on some bootleg CDRs. It was actually well put together for the most part. It does not, however, use every track. The track titles are listed below, along with the lyrics used. The introduction samples Macy's comercial, some classical music, and some unusual samples non-ST related.
One of the more intersting things about this medley is "Little Black Dress." It successfully goes back and forth from Cosmo to Janet, even though they are in different keys.

INTRODUCTION

Betty: And now, for a comercial break.
(Classical piano is heard)
Male: It's not the way to do it.
Female: Sorry, wrong beat.
Male: Okay, okay, okay. Check this out.

SHOCK TREATMENT

Cosmo: You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
        Gets you jumpin' like a real live wire
        You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
        So look out mister, don't you blow your last resister for a sister that'll certify ya (fy ya, fy ya)
        You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
        Gets you jumpin' like a real live wire
        You need a bit of, ooh, shock treatment
        So look out mister, don't you blow your last resister for a sister that'll certify ya (fy ya, fy ya)

OVERTURE

(Instrumental)

DENTON U.S.A.

BITCHIN' IN THE KITCHEN

Brad: Dear blender, oh won't you help the first defender
        Oh toaster, don't you put the burn on me
        Refridgerator, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin' in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night
Janet: Everything used to be okay
        But I've been had and Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way
        Microdigital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
        Bitchin' in the kitchen or cryin' in the bedroom all night

IN MY OWN WAY

Janet: If only you knew how to win some prizes
        If only you knew how to play
        If you could sleep nights, stop your crying
        Well, you might find out I still love you in my own way
        In my own way, in my own way, in my own way, in my own way.

LITTLE BLACK DRESS

Cosmo: Well, first you go rip rip rip
Janet: Then you go snip snip snip
Cosmo: Then you whip in a zip zip zip
Janet: Split up to the hip hip hip
Cosmo: As you strip strip strip
Janet: Oh, you quiver
Cosmo: Quiver
Janet: For that soft carress
Cosmo: As you slip slip slip
Janet: Slip slip slip
Cosmo: Slip slip -- Into that little black dress.

ME OF ME

Janet: We are my lucky star....star...star

BREAKING OUT

Ralph: With a suburban garage sound, let's hear it for Oscar Drill & The Bits!
Oscar & Bits: I've been a lifetime on deposit
        And that's a long time in the closet
        And if you say to me "How was it?"
        It was hard taking that heartbreaking God forsaken route
        But I'm bada ba ba bada breaking out

ANYHOW ANYHOW

Audience: Denton, Denton, you've got no pretention
        You're where the heart is, you're okay
        Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention
        You're the home of youth, and you're America's youth
        And you're Denton, Denton, USA
Cast: We're gonna do it anyhow anyhow
        We're gonna do it anyhow anyhow
        We're gonna do it no matter how the wind is blowing
        We're gonna do it anyhow anyhow
        We're gonna do it anyhow anyhow
        We're gonna do it, we just gotta keep going
        We just gotta keep going
        We just gotta keep going
        We just gotta keep going

MACY'S COMERCIAL

Announcer: Stand by for Marriage Maze. Strike Denton Dossier.