Thank you to those who entered our SONG PARODY contest.  Here are the top 3 winners.
 

1st PLACE:

Ansalong (Kerry) and her parody of "It's Raining Men!" (originally by The Weather Girls)

2nd PLACE:

Steve Worek and his parody of a Shock Treatment Megamix (originally by various artists)

3rd PLACE:

Ansalong (Kerry) places again, with her parody of "Inside" (originally by Stiltskin)

HERE ARE THE LYRICS:

MISS MENTAL HEALTH! (Sung to the tune of "It's Raining Men!")

Insanity is rising - lunatics get a go
 According to all clinics, Denton is the place to go
 Cause today for the first time
 Just about marriage maze
 For the first time in history
 We gonna choose Miss Mental Health
 

 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! Miss Mental Health! AMEN!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! Miss Mental Health! AMEN!

 Insanity is rising - lunatics get a go
 According to all clinics, Denton is the place to go
 Cause today for the first time
 Just about marriage maze

 For the first time in history
 We gonna choose Miss Mental Health
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! Miss Mental Health! AMEN!

 I'm gonna be there even if I'm fake blind
 I think I've got the sanest mind

 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah!
 Miss Mental Health! Giving me health and wealth

 A young male intern is keen
 High hems and stuff and chalk white skin
 Ritz bless Janet Majors, she's Miss Mental health like me
 And Amy Balot, not to forget about Mister Jeff Mace too

 Let's show our parents what we have to give
 So that each and every woman could become Miss Mental Health
 Miss Mental Health!

 (spoken)
 Go look at Kerry-Babe
 The girl next door....

 I see Ralph Hapschatt walking up to start the show
 Hear the Bits, now baby go ahead
 Rip off your clothes and be so glad

 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health! AMEN!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health! AMEN!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health! AMEN!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health! AMEN!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health!
 Miss Mental Health Hallelujah! - Miss Mental Health!

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A REAL LIVE WIRE MEDLEY (or, Let's Do The O'Brien Warp Again)

(to the tune of "Shock Treatment" by Richard O'Brien)

 I'm not a cult fan at hard, but this one gave me a weakness
 My tape is worn out after so many years
 You'll want sanity for today after the first time you've seen it
 And when it comes on the screen the whole audience cheers

 We're goin' to see, ooh, "Shock Treatment"
 Bert says he's blind, oh but you know he's a liar
 The cinema's got, ooh, "Shock Treatment"
 Now look out Janet, Farley's connin' the whole planet, so strike up that "Denton USA" choir...

 (to the tune of "Revolution" by the Beatles)

 Farley says to clean out the upstair-air-airs
 Well, you know he's gonna lock poor Brad away
 Janet thought Brad acted so unfair-air-air
 Well, you know they're bitchin' in the kitchen night and day

 But Flavors wants to achieve sanity for today
 He's gonna have to involve Denton, U.S.A.

 'Cause you know they're gonna say (it's equal)
 Fans are gonna say its not (the sequel)
 'Cause you know they're gonna say (it's equal)

 (to the tune of "What The New Mary Jane?" by the Beatles)

 It's so bad, they locked Brad in Dentonvale
 It's so bad, it's so bad they locked Brad in Dentonvale

 He looks like a dressed up turkey
 Bert makes folks think that he can't see
 Cosmo's in love with his sister Nation
 Betty Hapschatt likes an older man

 It's so bad, they locked Brad in Dentonvale
 It's real sad, it's so bad they locked Brad in Dentonvale

 (to the tune of "Time Warp")

 It's brainwashing
 Janet's singing
 Farley's...in control
 But Cosmo wants to plead this:
 Don't take advantage of his weakness
 We've got to...get Brad out of this hellhole

 (to the tune of "Hell Hole" by Spinal Tap)

 Hell hole!
 We've got to save Brad from this
 Hell hole!
 They'll say he's mad in this
 Hell hole!
 Janet, get him out of this
 Hell hole...

 ("Time Warp" again)

 I remember seeing "Shock Treatment"
 Loving each moment when
 Cosmo was playing dress-up
 And Dentonvale was all singing...

 ("Hell Hole" again)

 Hell hole!
 He's stayed here all night in this
 Hell hole!
 Saved by Betty and Judge Wright from this
 Hell hole!
 Those two got Brad out of this hell hole...

 ("Time Warp" again)

 Look what I did to my i-id!
 Oh, look what I did to my i-id!

 It's just a pan down the aisle
 And then they swing 'round the mi-i-i-irrors
 Singin' in the wardrobe
 The insanity's cle-ea-ear!
 But it'll really shake you
 The way he takes off like a sho-o-o-o-o-ot!

 Look what I did to my i-id!
 Oh, look what I did to my i-id!
 Look what I did to my i-id!

 (everyone in the dressing room falls on the floor.)

 Janet: Brad, say something!
 Brad: Mmm, mnnn mmmphfnnn phmnf phfff phmmm phf mmmphmmm?

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JANET'S INSIDE (Sung to the tune of "Inside")

Got up and had a shower
 showed womanpower
 to a fake blind man
 Farley said time was tight
 and Cosmo's polite
 thought he was an handyman
 he's a bit androgyne
 and made me feel fine
 but that isn't all
 what about Farley's face
 he's a real hot ace
 I think I fall

 and if you think that I forgot about Brad
 that's because he's just a bit boring
 and if you think that I don't take too much care
 that's because I'm having a wingding

 I need it
 Inside
 can't you see it
 I'm the hottest damn bride

 Oscar Drill and the bits ask why
 I cannot lie
 I really changed my mind
 still loving my good ol Brad
 he never was mad
 I must have been so blind
 Nation and Cosmo's crime
 was the bottom line
 we had to get away
 drive in a convertible
 indescribable
 I still love Brad, hey!

 and if you think that I forgot about Brad
 that's because he's just a bit boring
 and if you think that I don't take too much care
 that's because I'm having a wingding

 I need it
 Inside
 can't you see it
 I'm the hottest damn bride

 I need it
 Inside
 can't you see it
 I'm the hottest damn bride