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is absorbed with the idea of his new baby. They arrive at the hospital,
where Janet has given birth to a boy. Frank immediately claims control
of the baby, to Janet's and Dad's ire. Frank instructs his child
about his philosophy of life and tells the gathered people about the party
that night; a prize will go to the one with the best costume.
Frank and his cronies travel the town, sprinkling
everyone with fairy dust that transforms those who are touched by it into
transsexuals. A jukebox reminds Frank of Eddie, his old, deceased
nemesis, and Frank vilifies Eddie in virulent terms. Suddenly Frank
collapses. Brad's and Scott's blood wasn't sufficient; he needs eleven
pints of the blood of young male virgins and sends Brad to get the sacred
fluid. Brad locates some boys who are thrilled to aid an alien celebrity--but
one of the boys isn't really a virgin, though he doesn't confess this.
Mom, Dad, a policeman, and a hospital nurse are
converts to Transylvanian lifestyles, all wearing high heels and acting
lewdly. At Frank's party, the townpeople act bizarrely, each hoping
to win the prize for best costume. Meanwhile, two ghostly figures
steal Janet's baby, tell Janet the baby is dead, and wheel Janet out of
the hospital. The party is livened by Brad's wild dancing and Frank's
singing. Then Janet arrives at the party and prefaces telling Frank
the news about her baby by saying she loves him. But Frank scorns
romance. Janet says the baby is dead; Frank is outraged and unmasks
the two ghostly figures--they are RIFF-RAFF and MAGENTA, the pair who destroyed
him in his previous life.
Suddenly Frank starts to decompose, realizing one
of the boys wasn't a virgin. As Frank chases the unchaste lad, Frank's
spell evaporates, and the townspeople, now outraged, attack Frank; Riff-Raff
kills him. The crowd then overwhelms Brad, Scott, and Rocky, the
Transylvanians barely escaping. Riff-Raff and Magenta drive off with
Janet and her baby; from the baby's rock 'n roll gurgling, it is clearly
Frank's.
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