Announcer (voice-over): "Here's Bert! That eternal showbiz
whiz!"
Announcer (voice-over): "With a family connection in
the 30-Second Quiz!"
Bert: "As Janet's parents, this should be really easy."
Emily: "About Brad's family?"
Bert: "Your last clue is mental instability. You have
30 seconds."
Harry: "Mental instability?"
Emily: "He was adopted, you know."
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Harry: "Oh yeah. I'd forgotten."
Emily: "Well I hadn't..."
Emily (continued): "...I was worred about inherited crazyness
when they married..."
Emily (continued): "...I said to Janet, what do we know
of his parents?"
Bert: "Which leads us to....?" Announcer:
"This afternoon's surprise prize, Bert..."
Announcer (continued): "...which is a delerious stay
in that evergreen series 'Happy Homes'..."
Announcer (continued): "...with unlimited use of a new
Dream Kitchen."
Emily: "Infantile Regression?"
Bert: "You got it."
Emily: "I got it!"
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Harry: "She got it? She got it!"
Emily: "Ah! I got it! I've won!"
Harry: "Hey yea! She got it! Ha ha!"
j
Bert: "Congratulations!"
Bert: "Congratulations...and it's happy homes..."
Bert (continued): "...to Harry and Emily Weiss..."
Bert (continued): "...of Denton!"
Emily: "Oh!" Harry: "Ha ha!"
j
Bert: "Ah ha ha ha!"
Farley: "Ah Ha!"
