Harry: "A man should call the toss
Wear the pants and be the boss
A man should be the drake for his own damn sake."
Harry: "And men should be the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason for a heart to break."
Marines (singing): "So be moral, don't quarrel..."
Marines (singing): "...fair and square is best."
Housewives (singing): "Let me alert you that virtue won't
hurt you..."
Husbands (singing): "...if you wear hair on your
chest."
Audience (singing): "So always remember to follow
the rules."
Marines (singing): "Box clever."
Husbands (singing): "And jocks never..."
Harry: "...hock another jock's tools."
Harry: "A man should wax a car, mend a fuse and tend a
bar
A man should like his brow to be wet with sweat."
Harry: "Men should know the right occasions to indulge
in tax evasions
A man should know the settings that his spark plugs get."
Harry: "Faggots are maggots..."
Harry (singing): "...thank God I'm a man!"
