(Cosmo stands at the sewing machine with black fabric, a pair of scissors, a black zipper and a pair of red high heel shoes. This is all he'll need to make Janet's new attire.)
COSMO: (singing) "Ever since I
was a little boy..."
"...dressing up has always been my greatest joy..."
"...but when it's time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't
beat..."
"...And that's a strapless, backless, classical
little black dress!"
"...Well, first you go rip rip rip!"
"...then you go snip snip snip..."
"...Then you whip in a zip zip zip..."
"...and split it up to the hip hip hip..."
"...And as you strip strip strip...you shiver..."
"...quiver...for that soft caress...as you slip slip slip..."
COSMO: "...Into that little black dress!"
JANET: "Ah, hooplah!"
