(Meanwhile...above Cosmo & Janet, Bert and Nation enter the Dressing Room.)

BERT: (singing) "Ever since I was the einer kleiner Herren..."

"...it was the cordon blau..."

"...for which I am most carin'..."

"...And the one taste treat so sweet..."

"...that really can't be beat..."

"...Is what we have, ya..."

"how you are, caviar..."

"...that little black mess!"