(Meanwhile...above Cosmo & Janet, Bert and Nation enter the Dressing Room.)

COSMO: "Wa-lah!"

JANET: (singing) "Well first you go rip rip rip"

"...and then you snip snip snip..."

"...Then you whip in a zip zip zip..."

"...Split it up to the hip hip hip..."

"...then as you strip strip strip..."

(Nation and Bert join Cosmo in cheering her on)

"...oh, you shiver..."

"...quiver..."

"...for that soft caress..."

"...as you slip slip slip..."

"...into that little black dress!"

JANET: (singing) "That minimal.."

BERT, NATION & COSMO: (singing) "Minimal!"

JANET: (singing) "...criminal..."

BERT, NATION & COSMO: (singing) "Criminal!"

JANET: (singing) "...siniful..."

JANET: (singing) "...little black dress!"

NATION: "Let's face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back."

BERT: "Let's face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back."

NATION & BERT: "Let's face it, Mac, that basic black is coming back!"

JANET: (singing) "That minimal..."
BERT, NATION & COSMO: (singing) "Minimal!"

JANET: (singing) "...criminal..."
BERT, NATION & COSMO: (singing) "Criminal!"

JANET: (singing) "...siniful..."

JANET: (singing) "Little Black Dress!"