COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "...Ooh, shock treatment!"
(Nation removes Bert's glasses and throws them to the floor)

COSMO: (singing) "Get you jumpin' like a real live wire"
(Nation intentionally steps on Bert's glasses to destroy them)

COSMO: (singing) "You need a bit of..."

COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"

(Bert acts like he can suddenly see for the first time)

COSMO: (singing) "So look out mister.  Don't ya blow your last resistor..."

COSMO: (singing) "...on a vista that'll mystify ya."
(Nurse Ansalong climbs onto the cell bars to sing a verse of the song)

ANSALONG: (singing) "You're blinded by romance, you're blinded by science"

ANSALONG: (singing) "Your condition is critically grave"

ANSALONG: (singing) "But don't expect mercy from such an aliance"

ANSALONG: (singing) "Suspicion on tradition's so new wave"

COSMO: (singing) "You need a bit of..."

COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"
(Ricky enjoys taking polaroid pictures as Janet sings along with Cosmo and his team)

COSMO: (singing) "Get ya jumpin' like a real live wire"

COSMO: (singing) "Ya need a bit of..."

COSMO AND CREW: (singing) "Ooh, shock treatment"