Announcer: "Introducing Brad and Janet Majors."
Cosmo: "Ah, Mister and Misses Majors, how wonderful to see you..."
Cosmo (continued): "I'm Doctor Cosmo McKinley and this is my
sister and colliege, Doctor Nation McKinley"
Nation: "Uh, we understand you've been going through rather
trying times" Janet: "Well,
yes, we have, but I've..."
Brad (interrupting): "Now, now, now listen..."
Brad: "There...there's nothing really wrong with me..."
Brad (continuing): "Janet and I haven't been getting along too
well lately, and I had a little, a little trouble...acting...."
Janet: "Oh Brad!"
Cosmo: "Oh!"
Cosmo: "Does he do this often?"
Janet: "Uh, no. He's never done this before."
Cosmo: "Good. Then there's still hope. Lots and
lots of hope."
Nation: "If anyone can help Brad, we can"
Janet: "Well, he does need help"
Cosmo: "Ah, Nurse Ansalong, you've arrived..."
Ansalong: "Well that was real short notice because all the other
monkeys and the--"
Nation: "Attend to Mr. Majors, Nurse." Cosmo:
"Uh,
just one or two formalities that have to be dealt with, Mrs. Majors..."
Cosmo: "...a contract to be (swats Nurse Ansalong with contract)
signed."
Janet: "Uh, can I do that later, please?"
Nation: "Of course you can, Mrs. Majors."
Ansalong (whispering): "Sign the contract tomorrow"
(the swinging door hits Cosmo in the face)
Cosmo: "Ouch!"
Cosmo: "Uh...Mrs. Majors! Uh, just one or two details!
Does Brad have any living relatives? Any blood relatives?"
Janet: "No, he doesn't. Could I take care of this later?"
Nation: "Of course." (Nation swats him with her open
hand)
Janet: "Why did you tell me not to sign now?"
Ansalong: "Well...that way you get the first day free!"
