Scene 12: Lullaby
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(Song - "Lullaby")(The camera moves from Janet's bathroom, to the next room, where we see Ricky laying in bed,reading the script.)
(SHOUT: "Okay, it says I'm supposed to lay here.")
(The camera moves on to the next room where Janet enters, and slips off her robe)
(SHOUT: "Leave it on! Leave it on!")
(The camera continues to move to the next room, where we see Bert sitting on his bed)
(SHOUT: "Go to sleep, Bird Shit!")
(Finally the camera stops at Cosmo & Nation's bedroom.)
Nation: I feel the heat from your skin
And the stubble on your chin
You're no good.
(ECHO: "You need a shave") and/or
(SHOUT: "How is she in bed?")
Cosmo: You're no good.
Nation: You've got dirt
(ECHO: "Poop")
on your hands
(SHOUT: "Hey Cosmo, smell her pussy")
(Cosmo places his nose on her lower leg, and then her knee)
(SHOUT: "...closer...")
And everybody
(Cosmo's nose moves to her upper leg)
(SHOUT: "That's it...")
understands
You're no good
(SHOUT OVER: "Now, how does it smell?")
Cosmo: Uuuh, You're no good.
(SHOUT: "She's spoiled - she's spoiled rotten!")
(SHOUT: "She's past her expiration date")
Nation: Oh what a joke
(SHOUT: "What?")
Cosmo: What a joke
(SHOUT: "Oh")
Nation: You feel like choking
(SHOUT: "Your chicken")
You play for broke
(SHOUT: "What?")
Cosmo: You play for broke
(SHOUT: "Oh")
Nation: He'll leave you smoking
(SHOUT: "Sssssmokin'.")
Cosmo: Oh, romance is not a children's game.
(SHOUT: "Tell that to Woody Allen") or
(SHOUT: "Tell that to Jerry Seinfeld") or
(SHOUT: "Swallow the leader")
Nation: But you keep going back
Its driving you insane.
(ECHO: "Driving Miss Daisy")
(Camera goes past Bert's window, where he still sits on his bed.)
(SHOUT: "Go to sleep Bird Shit!") or
(SHOUT: as we see Bert, "Ladies and Gentlemen, our very own, Bert Schnick!" - pause - "Nice job, Bert")
(Camera goes to Janet's window)
(SHOUT: "Hey Janet, say something we don't understand")
Janet: Drift into the treacle deep
(SHOUT: "What?")
Slip into its silent depths
(SHOUT: "Oh")
(Phantom whisper): Go to sleep
(SHOUT: "For one night only, it's The Silhouettes")
(She turns the light out)
Janet: With your every thane akimbo
Float into the sandman's limbo.
(Camera shifts to Ansalong and Ricky. Ricky is taking pictures of Ansalong in her teddy)
(SHOUT: "And this one's for my dad.")
(The polaroid camera flashes as a photo pops out)
(SHOUT: "And the next one's for my mom.")
Ansalong: Night night.
Ricky: Night night.
Ansalong: Its time for bye bye
(SHOUT: "Gwen Stefani")
Its been a great day, thanks a heap.
(SHOUT: "Thank you, heap")
(SHOUT: "And the next one's for my website")
(Ricky takes another photo)
Now its time for every one
(Ricky raises the blanket, offering his bed to her)
(SHOUT: "Now get under there and suck my cock, bitch")
to go to sleep.
Phantom Voices: Night night
Its time for bye bye
(The camera moves to Janet's room, where she sleeps)
(AP: Make obnoxious snores, the three stooges snore gets a good laugh as well)
Its been a great day, thanks a heap
(SHOUT: "Thank you, heap")
(The camera passes Bert, still sitting on his bed)
(SHOUT: "Go to sleep, Bird Shit!") or
(SHOUT: "Nice job, Bert!") or
(SHOUT: "Once again, Bert Schnick!")
Now its time
(AP: Clap your hands like you're trying to turn off a light with a "Clapper")
(The camera passes to Cosmo & Nation's bedroom, where Cosmo turns out the light, then spreads his arms wide as he approaches her in
bed)(SHOUT: "Attack...of the roll-on deodorant!")
for every one to go to sleep.
(The camera moves on to show Brad in his wheel chair in the cage, still rocking back and forth.)
(SHOUT/sing: "Harr E Kreesh Nah, Harr E Kreesh Nah...") or
(SHOUT: "Tell me about the lambs, Maurice")
(The camera moves on to the Audience passed out, asleep in their seats.)
(SHOUT: "It's an audience for Shock Treatment") or
(SHOUT: "It's an audience for Speed 2")
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