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(Scene shift to studio floor. Floor Manager is trying to wake up the audience. Oscar Drill and The Bits pass in the background)

                   (SHOUT: "It's Hanson!")

FloorManager: (whistles) Good morning, Denton. Rise and shine.

                   (SHOUT OVER: "Yawn...are we there yet?")

          She'll be here any second now so lets give her a great big hand.

                   (AP: Big cardboard hand past the screen, as in earlier AP scene)

(Audience cheers as Janet, Cosmo, Nation and Bert dance their way down the stairs. A crowd has gathered at the bottom of the stairs to
greet them)

Neely: Oh Janet, I can't tell you how excited I am.

                   (SHOUT: "Nipple check")

          For you.

                   (SHOUT: "Ass-kisser")

          We've got the band and dancers and dry ice standing by. Betty Hapshatt is indisposed

                   (AP: Make flush sound)

          so Macy'll have to do the introductions.

Janet: Oh, I don't need introductions.

                   (SHOUT: "But you do need glasses, eh stupid? Sorry, wrong part") or

                    (SHOUT: "But you do need batteries")

(Camera to Betty and Oliver watching from above. Camera to Macy giving Janet an introduction on the Good Morning Denton set)

Macy: The fabulous.

                    (SHOUT: "Baker Boys") or

                    (SHOUT: "Thunderbirds")

The golden.

                    (SHOUT: "Girls") or

                    (SHOUT: "Brush")

The very wonderful.

                    (SHOUT: "World of Disney") then

                    (SHOUT: "Did you know Macy's pussy smells funny?") or

                    (SHOUT: "The answer is mental instability")

(Scene shift to Betty and Oliver watching from above)

Betty: I knew it!