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(Song: "In My Own Way")
 
 

(Scene shows Ansalong leaving the ward, while Janet circles the cage Brad is locked in)

                   (SHOUT: "Tell us his name Dr. Lector")

Janet: If only you knew how to win some prizes

                   (ECHO: "Find my G-spot") or

                    (SHOUT: "I didn't know Brad was in The Birdcage")

          If only you knew how to play

                   (ECHO: "...Ralph was gay") or

                    (SHOUT: "Strip poker")

          If you could sleep nights and stop your crying

(Scene shows TV monitor with Janet as focus. Above the monitor is a red light. Below the monitor is a green light.)

                    (SHOUT: "If red means stop, and green means go, then the middle means AAAAHHHH!!!")

          Then you might find out I still love you in my own way.

                   (SHOUT: "There's not enough white halls in this movie!")

          If that's not enough then I am so sorry I met you

          It was almost like leading you on.

                   (SHOUT: "A leash") or

                    (SHOUT/sing: "Lead on me, when you're not strong…")

          But there's more to it all

          than just wringing your heart out

          over something that keeps on going wrong.

                   (SHOUT: "Hey Janet, we don't love you in this movie!")

          So don't tell me you love me

                   (SHOUT: "What does abstainance mean?")

          How am I supposed to know what that means?

                   (SHOUT: "What's the rules of prostitution?") or

                    (SHOUT: "Never having to say you're sorry")

          No, don't sell emotion

          You can't find devotion

                   (ECHO: "You can't use my lotion")

          if you're falling apart at the seams

                    (ECHO: "If you're slutting your stuff on the streets") or

                    (SHOUT: "Like a rag doll")

          I hope that you smile when you reach your conclusion

                   (ECHO: "...orgasm") or

                    (SHOUT: "We all will")

          I hope that you'll know just what to say

                   (ECHO: "I hope that you know that Ralph is gay")

          But if it should mean

                   (SHOUT: "What's your favorite Journey song?")

          that the party is over

                   (SHOUT: "Mine, too") or

                    (SHOUT/sing: "And I'll cry if I want to")

          You should know that I still love you

                   (SHOUT: "What?")

          You should know that I still love you

                   (SHOUT: "Oh")

          You should know that I still love you in my own way

                   (SHOUT: "What?")

          In my own way

                    (SHOUT: "Oh")

          In my own way

                   (SHOUT OVER: "Is that Jack Nicholson following her?")

          In my own way.